Just shit there!

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I've just started taking the horror into the shower with me, he is a little  unsure about seeing me naked ( I'm not sure if it's a humorous laugh or a nervous laugh) but he laughs! As much as I try and Coax him in he would rather have a shower on his own so today I thought I'm not going to try I'll just get on with my shower and see if he will get closer. WHAT A FUKN MISTAKE THAT WAS! I could hear him on the bench and I yelled out "Eric what are you doing?" His reply was "I just shit there!" I said "where did you shit?" He said "I just shit there!" I was thinking OMG I just
Know he is into mischief! So I hurriedly got out of the shower and grabbed my towel to survey the mess and fair dinkum there was worms coming out of my toothpaste where he put holes in it! There was worms coming out of my moisturiser where he put holes in it! He had plucked my toothbrush bald! I cleaned up all the mess and looked in the mirror and there was this huge smear of bird shit straight across my face! The horror had shit on my towel! The lesson of the day is: when your bird tells you he has shit, he most likely has shit!

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  1. Unknown22 July 2017 at 21:14

    Shit!!
    😂‼️

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  2. Unknown22 July 2017 at 21:29

    Oh my god lmao

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  3. Willow23 July 2017 at 00:12

    Why are there worms? Does he have parasites?

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    1. Unknown23 July 2017 at 04:27

      She's just describing how the toothpaste and moistruizer were leaking out of the holes Eric made, and the contents were "worm" shaped.

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  4. Willow23 July 2017 at 00:13

    Oh you mean worm like things of moisturizer and toothpaste. Jk.

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  5. Unknown23 July 2017 at 00:53

    Hahaha Epic!

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  6. Jingles23 July 2017 at 23:22

    Our parrot says 'bomb' when he poops.
    We learned to listen to it too!
    In my case I sat on it!

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