Farkin cat!

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Poor Eric! We have had to leave Eric for 2 days in a row and I have felt so guilty. We rushed back home today and as I was getting out of the car I knew we were in for it because all I could hear is "come and farkin get me! Come and farkin get me!" I could just tell he wasn't happy with us! I said to him"I'll come and get you as soon as we unload the car" we unloaded the car to the tune of "wanna come out! Wanna come out! Wanna come out" I finally got him out and he said "Hello beautiful baby darlin bastard" I said "what' was all that yelling about Eric?" He said "I'm fukn sick of this!" I said "what are you sick of?" He said "the Fukn cat!" I said "did that cat come and scare you while we were out?" He said "Fukn Lester! (And he threw his wings up) do you wanna going to bed! Farkin stupid!" I'm guessing the cat from across the road visited and he's blaming Lester because he had to stay in his cage lol. My poor baby 

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  1. Sue30 July 2017 at 08:23

    Get rid of that cat. I have one that tries to get my bird and am trying hard to find it another home. Eric WILL get hurt if not die unless you get rid of it. I have had to put pexi glass around the bottom of my african greys cage. I have come close to hurting the cat myself. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU>

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    1. Windrose30 July 2017 at 08:50

      Read it again, the cat lives across the road, not their cat and not in the house. Not good for Eric's nerves but physically harmless.

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    2. CooLotta30 July 2017 at 08:51

      How long have you been following them? I just started and know that THEY DON'T OWN A CAT! It's a cat from another house that probably came to the window. Calm down! Do see what he does when birds fly in their yard? I suggest watching those videos because it's hilarious.

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    3. Jingles30 July 2017 at 15:40

      Yeah, it's but a visitor!
      We however have an African Grey and a cat.
      They've been together for nearly 9 years.
      The cat knows that the beak is a chainsaw!
      I realize you were trying to be helpful, but also remember not every home situation is the same.

      Now back to Eric's latest tirade!
      He sure doesn't hold back does he!
      Love it!

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