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A great start!
Oh dear off to a good start! Woke up busting for a pee, but the bed was just so warm, I thought I can hang on for a while and just snuggle for a bit. I was laying there when Lester bought me in a nice big cup of coffee, oh it was good, by the time I'd drank that my eyes were floating! He said "see ya later" and I heard him open the door, well the bloody Jasmine must be flowering because I got a huge whoft if it! And then the fun began! My eyes started watering and I knew I was in big trouble! I sprung out of bed and started the dash! With every Aaaaachoooo there was farkin gush! I was doing the old cross your legs jump and pop a rib trick! I finally got to the dunny soaked only to hear the little horror yelling from his cage "Aaaaachoooo farkin thing! Aaaaaaachooooo farkin thing!...Aaaaachoooooo! ...coooooome and get meeee!" It's a friggen circus!
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