No peace!

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5 minutes peace that's all I ask! Sitting in the dunny, trying to drop some kiddies at the pool and the horror started "get out Eric! ...naughty boy Eric! For Fark sake Eric!" Holly shit I left the kitchen draw open! There was banging and clanging and swearing and cursing, I quickly pulled my trousers up and dashed down the hallway into the kitchen, Eric had unloaded the cutlery draw, there were forks and spoons everywhere! He looked up at me with an innocent look on his face and said "I'm Fukn sick of Lester" 😂

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